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Poor Bob

Postby Marauder 1 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:13 pm

Bob is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Jon walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Bob what the problem is.
"Well," said Bob, "I ran afoul of one of those questions only women ask. Now I'm in trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Jon.

"She asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," said Jon. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," said Bob, "That's what I did, except I said, 'Of course I DO.'"
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