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My Wife Won't Like It.

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My Wife Won't Like It.

Postby Marauder 1 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:51 pm

One day while driving on the course a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay, what's your name?

"It's John, and I'm OK thanks," he replied.

"John forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you turn the golf cart over later."

"That's mighty nice of you," John answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," John finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, John thanked his hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile , "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the under the golf cart!" he explained.
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Re: My Wife Won't Like It.

Postby USSR » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:37 pm

i got a good chuckle out of this one.
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