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First Pitch

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First Pitch

Postby Marauder 1 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:49 am

Barrack and Michelle are at the White Sox game sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "NO" violently.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And... the fans would love it!"

So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want...

He then stands up, grabs the First Lady by her collar and the seat of her pants, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field!

Michelle slowly gets back to her feet, kicking, swearing, and screaming. The crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack bows and smiles to the crowd, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"

Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks "What's wrong?

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"
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Re: First Pitch

Postby Ombre noire » Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:50 pm

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Sent that one to a few friends, Tango down, they loved it. :lol:
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