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The Pearly Gates

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The Pearly Gates

Postby Marauder 1 » Tue May 05, 2015 12:39 pm

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well Lord, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."
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Re: The Pearly Gates

Postby ShootnMathews » Tue May 05, 2015 5:41 pm

That is hilarious! :thumbup:
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